Chuck Schumer to win first Chuck Schumer Prize for Jewish Political Prostration and Quivering Chicken-Heartedness!win an award that's named after him on Monday.
Israel Thrives is pleased to announce that it is has nominated United States Senator from New York, Chuck Schumer, for the first annual Chuck Schumer Prize for Jewish Political Prostration and Quivering Chicken-Heartedness! This is a very exciting day for those of us in the offices of Israel Thrives… deep in our well-fortified bunker in the Oakland hills. We have decided that on an annual basis (or, really, whenever we feel like it) we are going to award a worthy Jewish political leader the Chuck Schumer Prize for Jewish Political Prostration and Quivering Chicken-Heartedness.
I would consider calling it the Barack Hussein Obama party before country award. Or perhaps just the Barack Hussein Obama tuches licker award.This year the first prize may go to Schumer, himself, because nothing screams weak-willed servility more than supporting an enemy of the Jewish people, like Chuck Hagel, out of political cowardice, misplaced loyalty, personal ambition, and ideological blinkertude. Hagel is a friend of Barack Obama. Hagel is also a friend of Hamas. He is a friend of Hezbollah and he is a friend of Iran. He is not however a friend of either the Jewish people or the Jewish State. In fact, he believes that Jews, via the vicious “Jewish Lobby,” whatever that is, exactly, terrifies well-meaning, red-blooded American politicians (some of whom were at one time Boy Scouts) into supporting Jewish interests over American interests.